MAgical mySTERy tour...

How the fuck else am I supposed to tag "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"???????

Its the name of the fucking film. God I am pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not chance am I paying for this again.

Some of the tags that have been deleted were very important to me. Especially the Tess ones, but hey thanks for doing this bcuk!

And to be informed in a message WITHOUT links to the blogs so I can at least changed them? Yes here is a list of the tags and can I find the blogs? NO!

The following are your tags were deleted:

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I am not a happy customer, please don't go messing with my blog history, it's my life not yours!!!

*punches the air six times*

Well it's funny how even though I have been incredibly hung over all day, the footy manages to cheer me up! Fresh as a daisy now me lol. We battered Man Utd and proved we aren't quite as bad a team as we thought.

Good stuff!

Other than that, I had a good time last night. Even though I got stood up, I called wifey and said "get your fit arse into town we'll have some shots in the Revolution" and two hours later she was with me.

By then though I had been drinking lots of beer and by the end of the night God knows what I was doing or even what I was saying to the people we were talking to. Not classy me thinks but at least I can't remember it!

Ahhh happy days....

Having no money on your phone is a very lame excuse for me being stranded in Rigbys drinking beer alone. How much is a text these days? The beer is really nice mind you...

But I didn't realise it was until a couple of hours ago. I've been married for 6 months today!!! It's a miracle!!!! Ok maybe not quite a miracle but it feels like it was only last month (I wont say yesterday because everything feels like it happened yesterday for some reason, so it gets a little cluttered).

Anyways, we were talking about songs we rather like, and we were listening to Michelle by the Beatles. This led to the Paul McCartney song, Live and Let Die, which in turn led to A-ha, Living Daylights (James Bond connection obviously). This in turn led to this rather freaky version of their most famous song...

It's rather humorous even if you don't like the original.

So it's been a rather short week for me. We went to Alton Towers on Monday, stayed in Splash Landings hotel on Monday night and then spent the next day in Alton Towers. The weather was gorgeous on Monday, and because it was the Halloween Scarefest there were many different "Live" shows taking place.

There was the 'Boiler House', which was basically a disused boiler house where many people were murdered in the 80's. Coincidentally is was in Alton Towers and just at the point we happened to be there the freaky people who committed the murders escaped from the maximum security prison they were being held in. And where is the first place they would go to hide? Back to their old haunting ground of course!!!!

So because we're fearless (along with thousands of other Alton Towers dwellers) we decided to go into the boiler house and check it out (like they would in the movies).

We got horribly murdered but it was a lot of fun!!!!! (And quite scary when the girls screamed in my ears).

They also had something called "The field of 1000 screams". Now this I found to be the best part of our time in Alton Towers. It's built inside a cornfield, a kind of maze that we have to walk through to get out at the other side. Usually there is a group of ten people, however because we were the last group of the night, there were only four of us. So we held each others shoulders and creeped through the corn looking for our way out, only to be horribly attacked and eaten by several zombies. I was lucky to come out alive!

But I did, so here I am!

The strange thing is today I bought some Twinings Lapsang Souchong tea and it's really rather smoked. It smells like zombies, because they smelt rather smoked too - obviously from the smoke in the various boiler rooms and barns.

Yes it was a wonderful weekend. But now I am poor and at home on a Friday night. £5.50 for 5 doughnuts - for the love of God...

Just signed into Windows Live Messenger and got the message "You are now signed in from two places, your messages will be seen at both these places".

WHAT?????

Is this new? Where is the other place? What on earth *stress mode*

Gosh if I never see popcorn again I'll be happy. I've been to the cinema so much lately though, I guess this is the consequence of such. Mind you, the films were rather good!!

District 9
Surrogates
Zombieland
Couples Retreat

All four are most definitely worth seeing especially District 9 and Zombieland. The other two could well be dvd films, but the atmosphere during Couples Retreat was better in the cinema because everyone was laughing (and laughing is contagious of course).

Fun fun times!

I'm really looking forward to this weekend, one reason being today is PAYDAY (Ceeeeelebrate good times come on!!!!) and so the first weekend after pay day is always a good one. Secondly we're heading off to a secret retreat on Monday, only to have to return home on Tuesday alas. But still it's a surprise and I hope wifey likes it - she just has to make sure she brings her swimming stuff.

On Wednesday I have to go to a technical seminar (joy) somewhere funky in the North West. It's all go for me in work at the moment, my job is changing whilst at the same time being rather wonderful. I really hope it lasts, I have had my seven years worth I guess it can't last forever though. And with the fact that we've just had our mortgage offer through life is looking good!! We just need to raise another £4000 within the next six months and we're all set to go.

I can't wait to have my own house to potter round in. Especially in the garden. I want to build a pond and some decking because in the summer I love how tranquil life can be reading and listening to the fountain (thinking ahead of course lol we haven't even viewed a single house).

Yes it is all go - first hurdle though is getting rid of this big fat popcorn belly!!...

I watched Couples Retreat tonight, and by doing the Seven Deadly Sins thing in my last post it got me thinking...

Is masturbating whilst married a sin even if you're thinking of your spouse?

I'm curious!

Discover Your Sins - Click Here

So I had a dream about pet names for some reason. I can't exactly remember the dream but this morning it got me wondering what peoples pet names are for their partners or kids.

I have to venture off to work once more now, but I suppose I can't go without telling you our pet names. Ok here goes.

Wifey says to me "Good morning my little what is that!" (Taken from Open Season)

And I say "Good morning woot!" (Short for Cutie Wooty McWooty of course)

Oh God should I even be blogging this? LOL

Right I am offski - ta ra for now!