Ok I have the radio on in the background - via Sky TV. And I haven't got the tv on. I just pressed 0101 and Radio 1 came on. But it was a bit poo so I have been flicking through the channels all night (baring in mind I can't see what stations I have actually got on!).

So then I got to a station and a couple of people were wafflin about things that have gone wrong.

So firstly, a girl was off out on a night out with a guy on a date, so she put a blob of foundation on her forehead - but then got distracted before she blended it in. It wasn't till after many drinks that she went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to find the blob still there!!

Another story - a fella called Kevin, who was 6 ft 7, got married. It was their honeymoon and he was well ready to get it on in the room at the end of the night. He decided to pull his shirt off and lifted his arms up - only open hearing a rather loud chopping sound - realised he had sliced his fingers on the fan above.

Needless to say he never got it on.

LMAO I haven't a clue why I laugh at these torturous things, but I do!