Yep, I am currently alive! Annoyed at the radiators being on when it is 305 degrees in here - but I am alive non-the-less.

As far as work goes, I have had the worst start to the week in my five years doing my current job. And it's only Tuesday!! Yesterday I went to work extremely happy, expecting happy things - but at 9.15 I pretty much realised that it wasn't so. Since then I have been stuck and one school trying everything to sort out the admin network to no avail. Oh - as well as getting bollocked on the phone several times in between! But I finally cracked it at 4.15pm today! Wahey - celebrations!!

But am I having beer??? No!

Camomile tea! It's the way forward - it's soothes and relaxes apparently! Which is exactly what I need right now! Or perhaps a naked massage from two also naked oriental girls! (I've seen it on tv honest!).

I've just had to carry heavy flags about 6 or 7 metres! Alone!! Well I thought it was going to be two of us carrying one flag because I like to preserve my back. But no, in fact there were three of us carrying one flag each! Balls!! They were far too heavy for me - but like a macho chump I've just destroyed my forearms and biceps!

Yes I definitely need that naked massage!

Oh look - a spider! Joy!! Feck sake can today get any worse!!! *frowns a lot*