MAgical mySTERy tour...

da da da da da da daaaaaaaaa......

Congratulations you have just won a post of your own - because YOU have just made my 6000'th comment!

And the winner is....

*drum roll*

Louisa herself!

Wahey - take a bow - love the attention - pout a lot and pose for the camera's. Get naked if you really like! LOL hope all is well on the Western front!

Yes my friend got dumped - really badly. 6 years he had been with his woman and then she left him a goodbye note for when he got home from work. He is distraught and so I comforted him in all that I knew how. I bought him beer!!!!

And I have told him that I can show him how to be single again - and he will learn. He is young and damn good lookin compared to me. So maybe in a few months i will be jealous - but till then I shall help him aim for the skys

God this will be fun!!

So I still have a problem with my "bundle" according to Orange! Until that's sorted I can't send any texts as part of that bundle! I know I had over 400 texts left this month so I refuse to spend 12p texting people when I should have 400 left!

It's againt the law! Kev's law that is!

So I am still fecking decorating!! Just had to do a load of plastering - it's turned out pretty good! Then once it's dried I will start the undercoat, followed by the one coat ceiling paint!

And then next weekend I will put the second and final coat on the walls!

Anyways boring boring stuff - but yesterday I was seriously pissed off because I got home and my broadband had stopped working! Apparently there was an issue with my account - so after a complaint today they switched it back on. Bastards, we should get a BT line and go with Sky Broadband I think... although Virgin are probably a lot better than Telewest so maybe I will give them time. Who knows...

Anyways, hoping all is well!

So I shall leave you with this...

Oh and this thought...

Would you rather be a one armed man hanging off a cliff with really itchy balls or a priest in a brothel knowing you can do bugger all?? (Yes not even wank!)

Oh god - decisions decisions!

... my eyes

Neil just got me looking for some music! Gettin into this again now!

Don't get me wrong - I really enjoy having the mind and imagination that I have, but sometimes I really piss myself off. I can feel really negative - and sometimes simple things like footy can trigger it.

Yes we lost yesterday but it will only be the end of the world if we lose at Anfield - yet still my silly brain couldn't make myself happy. I came online stupidly, I mostly try to avoid the place when I am thinking like that. But I couldn't help it - I feel lonely at times when I least expect it. I needed the whole family of blog for a bit - and reading other blogs helps me escape.

So I suppose I am just saying thank you - to everyone here. It's a place were everyone should stick up for everyone, it's really shitty when there is conflict around. Everybody is here for their own reasons, I respect that. Yes, occasionally you get some arse who comes here to put people down and make themselves feel good. But they are few and far between - a very good thing!

Bloody hell I am waffling - I just realised! Here have a pic...

So anyways, this weekend I was supposed to be going to Manchester - but yet again it has been cancelled! I have drank so much lately I think it's screwing with my head. Even now I feel like I want to drink. This room is looking terrible! Ok hang on I will take a new pic of me with the room behind me...

I just can't be arsed - I am so tired all the time!

Oh joy this blog is buggered, I'm off to get a cup of tea!

Can everyone stop apologising for Liverpool losing please????!!!! We were 3-0 down to AC Milan in the final of the Champions League and we managed to score 3 in 10 mins then!!!!

1-0 at Chelski is an alright result - Anfield is a different proposition!!

Apologise when we are out and I am crying ok xxx

Listen to it with candles and relax - all the pain disappears!

Thank you for buying me this babe x

I remember this!

Quality... click HERE to try it!

Congratulations Manc Scum - you played good... you are half way to the final!

Right all we need now is to show AC Milan that WE will be in the final too by battering the blue shite of Chelski tomorrow!! Come on Milan - you need the revenge factor... I just don't want the stress of Manc Scum in the final!!

If however, that is the case - bring it on... we'll batter you's and there will be no flukin in it the last minute like at Anfield!

Europe is our playing field... this is our time!

Ok so now ya know... bloody hell my mind is flipping about tomorrow - I am rather excited...

Happy St Georges Day all!

Hope you are all happily pissed and enjoying the night like you would do for St Paddies night (that's presuming you are English and you are patriotic mind you!).

So... why when I was clicking http://blog.co.uk did it keep on redirecting me to http://www.blog.de ??

How very weird!!

I am hoping to have this whole room finished off by the end of the weekend now! Feckin hell it's taking me a whole lot longer that I imagined!!

Anyways, hope A/all is well on the blog front... ta ta for now...

... is pants!!! I am so bored of it now, hopefully my PC will be set up again within the next couple of days!

Hope everyone is having fun!

Till the next post....

It's a hard days decorating for me tomorrow! I have decided to post a couple of songs from my favourite band - plus some Metallica!

Now this is where my love of Vampirism absorbs me into this music...

Oh - and ya can't go out cause your boobs are showin...

So I just got a phone call from my mate - my Champions League buddy!! Ya know the one - he who accompanies me to the lucky pub! Well.. right now he is in Bremen watching Werder take over the top of the German league. The thing is, I am a Schalke supporter and he just rang me to rub it in! Right bastard him!!!

But all our duals will be replaced by solidarity when Liverpool batter the "mighty" Chelski next week. I am sorry but the only team who can claim to be Mighty in my eyes is Liverpool! We have won it all - dominated Europe for a few seasons when the transfer market was even.

And soon the sea's will change - and it will be back to how it always was. Thanks to the new American owners! As much as I hate USA - I really think they are genuine and the future is bright.

We shall be the Liverpool we once were! And I will be there....

Nothing else matters.... apart from Liverpool winning the Champions League - and Man U not winning the title!

That's what you do to me with this war

But the biggest festival I have ever been to was Ozzfest in 2001. It was the hottest day of any festival in recorded history and I almost baked alive - but God them water melons were such a relief (at £1.50 each slice they had to be!).

I saw amazing bands and artists such as Black Sabbath, Marliyn Manson, Soul Fly, Papa Roach, Disturbed, Human Waste Project, Soulfly, Slipknot and Tool! It was by far the most amazing music day of my life!! Plus the girls were damn sexy and dark. I couldn't have asked for a better day out to be honest.

I have been to festivals since and they haven't been quite as "natural". I don't even know what that means myself to be honest - but during the Ozzfest I got talking to more people than I have ever spoken to before! It was just a laugh - especially when my mate blew iluminous green chunks all over the milton keynes bowl after goin a bit to far with the credit card pipe!

Mwahahahaha... ahhhh they were the days...

Have another song - and even though she is a bit fucked up now - she was fucked up and great then...

Pit Fight Alert Idontknowwhy!!!!

And more....

Heard this song whilst out the other night! Quality!! Proper "dance" tune if you're into that stuff!!

I'm having one of them days were I am rather excited to be home from work. People having a go at me - a school reported me for the first time since I have worked for the borough, for taking so long to fix a problem I only found out about on Tuesday (even though "someone" supposedly knew about it before Christmas!). So for this weekend, I am going to chill and get pissed I reckon!! 6.34pm - yep I can now open my first beer...

Nostalgia - ain't it great!!

These are a few songs I used to sit off in this room getting pissed and smoking weed to with my mate!

Honestly - I'm much younger than it appears! However...

Hmmm you may think I am stuck in the 60's - but look!

Bloody Windows Vista! If first impressions are anything to go by, this one is the operating systems version of a human moose!!! It's like pulling a 10 to 2'er - or even a bet ya made with your mates to see who can pull the ugliest bird on the dance floor!

Ok hang on - whilst you read this boring blog - listen to this!!!

It sounded oh so simple - just put cd 1 in - it will install the drivers.

Then put cd 2 in - it will install Vista.

Then put cd 3 in - it will install the drivers again - DO NOT REBOOT! (but it will reboot several times during this process!).

So all done! Wahey! Vista on my mothers laptop! Oh no whats this registry error as its booting up? What, my Acer license is invalid? How can this be?

Well it is - now AVG license in also invalid too! What ya gonna do?

Erm - feck knows, I can't find add/remove programs!!!!

Oh yay I found it - simple, I will uninstal the feckers and shit'll be cool.

Wahey its unistalled!! Reboot!

Same again - but noooo I removed them!! Why are they still there??!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO feck it - boot into DOS (handy cd I have) and format the fecker!! All gone.... Lets start again shall we!

And onwards and upwards I go!

Enjoy and reflect...

All this talk of naked women had flustered blog somewhat!

Now all's I need your body!

(Alive obviously - I mean it has to be voluntarily)

I always wanted to be able to draw - I think this is the way forward for me. Today I have had one of them crappy long ones - never ending (god that sounds wrong no there are too many toilet blogs around today - I was talking about my day at work!!). So I feel that I need a new hobby - something I can daydream about whilst bored at work.

Oh and not whilst I decorate this room at the weekend. I need this hobby after that! (Although if I get a sexy volunteer - I can postpone this weekend until a time you aren't free).

Am I even making sense today? There's far too much negative news around - I go a bit loopy!

Right I am off to find some more ideas!

I am having this instead of wine... I believe it accompanies my bacon butty well!

 Eating large quantities of cured meats like bacon could damage lung function and increase the risk of lung disease.

A Columbia University team found people who ate cured meats at least 14 times a month were more likely to have COPD - chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

However....

  Drinking red wine may help to ward off lung cancer, a study suggests.

A team from the University of Santiago de Compostela in Spain found each glass a day reduced the risk of lung cancer by 13% compared to non-drinkers

*Carries on munching on his bacon butty and pops open a bottle of wine....*

... if that dude tells me that Madonna is reinventing herself again I will have to personally go round to that house and gag him!

How do I stop that bloody movie thing automatically playing? I'm about to do the last resort thing and take it off and add a link!

Any clues??

... for all my texts and messages on here. And emails and everything else. I do feel a little low these days, and I have realised now that the girl in my dream was my dog - Tess. As odd as it sounds, it's why I felt I was half animal, half boy. Because I do feel that Tess has been the best friend I've ever had. I can read things from the way she looks at me - and she is the one person who has always been excited to see me and cry when I am leaving.

The whole dream was showing me the desperation that I don't want Tess to leave me. But I know she is going to have to - until we meet again one day. If that is so.

So I will go to bed and not think of this - for I will never sleep.

Somebody told me of a dream the other day. And it reminded me of the first blog I ever wrote. So for you that person who told me of her dream -
HERE is my first ever blog from November 2005!

And so it began!

... I got home from work today and my mum was upset. So I agreed that when it comes to it, I will take Tess to be put to sleep.

She is 17 soon and that's an old age, but after her two strokes she is really struggling. She had been with me through thick and thin and no matter how much I try to take my mind off it, I just can't stop thinking about it.

It's rather depressing me actually!

I have been watching Funny or Die videos all night, and 90% of them have found that I have been saying they should Die! I am just not in the mood I suppose!

(Funny or Die is a website obviously - http://funnyordie.com/v1/landing.php )

So anyways, I really don't want to drive to the vet to do this - I think I will pay whatever it takes for the vet to come round here. I really don't want her to think she is going on an exciting car ride at the time, that'll pretty much kill me too!

Her personality is all there - she just can't walk. And that's the really sad part!