MAgical mySTERy tour...

I missed the beginning but I'm noticing a bit of a link here... they're all girls! Well, finally I have found someone I might like - mainly because she likes reading on the loo and eating - but not at the same time I hope.

Although, she keeps asking people to cheer her. This is odd! But that's ok since is the last time I am watching Big Brother this series!!! Honest!!!

LMAO I just saw a sign in the background saying "My Boss is stupid!! He think's I'm ill"

Oh and Emily is gorgeous, but I suddenly feel OLD!! I am definitely not the youth of today! And yep I need to save up £4000 to get my teeth done! However, feck that - I'm buggering off to Amsterdam to get mine done cheaper!

(As recommended by my dentist - because "Britain is a dental rip-off")

Why am I watching this now - again???? Why can't I switch this bloody annoying programme off!!!????

Oh god but it's just sooooo pink *scream*

Time for bed!!

Thank you everyone for making me feel a lot better, I feel like I had a lot of things in my mind that needed to be swept aside and replaced with happy thoughts!

Luckily you all had brushes tonight!

I hope I can do the same for everyone sometime...

Here have a happy pic!

Thinking how great my life is - but how much I want to be somewhere else. But how much I don't want to leave here! I want my happiness to come to me, I want to have my perfect job and just be in a relationship and be rich enough to be happy.

Yes I want a wife, a house and a dog just like that advert! Ah shite - I seem to be following the trend with unhappy blogs tonight, I wonder what was in that water!

My body is a mess and my stomach is in pain!! Stupid arse gym, why does it have to be this way?

Oh well, couple of stretches and shit'll be cool again! Ish!

Well here I am, off work again! But just out of paranoia I got up at 8.30 and rang in just to make sure I really was off today! No answer - good, that means everyone else is off too! (or everyone was on the phone at the same time - erm). It would have been sods law if I'd picked the wrong bank holiday to be off on the Tuesday!

Anyways, what do people normally do to prevent boredom whilst off work - please feel free to give me some suggestions!

Any bored housewives need entertaining? LOL ok that could easily get me a slap, I was joking really - honest!

Right I am offski to ummm argos! Wahey....

But I did it!!!! Take that ya stupid game!!!

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Poland to probe if Teletubbies are gay

WARSAW (Reuters) - Poland's conservative government took its drive to curb what it sees as homosexual propaganda to the small screen on Monday, taking aim at Tinky Winky and the other Teletubbies.

Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog, told a local magazine published on Monday she was concerned the popular BBC children's show promoted homosexuality.

She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.

In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: "I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy."

"At first I thought the purse would be a burden for this Teletubby ... Later I learned that this may have a homosexual undertone."

If the Magic Roundabout can encourage copious amounts of pot smoking then I don't see it as a problem that Tinky Winky is gay!!! I mean come on - he's got a tinky winky after all, so what if he uses it in that way?

Although I do have a problem with the way he talks - I am going to ban my kids from watching that programme so they grow up talking properly! Hmmm, hang on I don't have kids.....

Click HERE for full article

Who tagged me that?? And what does it mean? Is it some strange noise that summons evil Gods to torment me?

How bizarre is that tag!

On a brighter and less weird note, I have just realised I am off work tomorrow too!!!!

Oh yes, this makes me happy!!!

You have got to be kidding me - I just found this on one of the many weird websites I wander around to...

Feck me - seriously, they should ban guns in the US - I bet that hog harmed no-one!!!

A strange thing happens to me when I go to the gym for the first time in a while. It's a really horrible thing - you know when you get bitten by a vampire?? Well, ok maybe you don't but apparently, for the transition from human to vampire to take place, your body purges itself of all the common bodily functions associated with being a human. And then once it is complete, the only food source you will need is blood! The blood in itself never produces any waste because it is absorbed through the stomach. Ok sorry, I am a little distracted by my own warbling now - back to the reason behind this post.

The gym to me is like being bitten by a vampire. If I have a week off, when I actually go again, I get really horrible stomach cramps like it is purging itself of the evils that are fat! I get the feeling that my stomach is eating itself, and I spend a lot of the time after the gym in the bathroom! Honestly, I haven't a clue why this happens to me - but it is terrible.

Now that I am having one of them nights, if I go back to the gym tomorrow and get back into my routine, I will be fine. But it makes me scared to have a few days off and then go back. Admittedly this time I have had a couple of weeks off before I went today, but feck it's horrid!

Any Dr's or medical people - or even dieticians who can explain this phenomenon to me please leave me a comment or a pm. It's obviously not the greatest feeling in the world and I'd love a solution!

Thank ye...

... but my new YouTube obsession is Lisa Nova!

Yep she is definitely rather cute!

... I just watched Hustle Series 1 - Episode 1

I think the mind plays tricks on me because I don't remember it ending like that! But what I have realised is that Danny Blue is a great leader - and from the very first episode we could see as such!!!

If you can, watch it again! Having seen this new series without Mickey Briggs aka Mickey Stone in it, as good as the first series was, this new series is equally as good!!!

And as an aside - I will now spoil the end of Spiderman 3 for you. The Green Goblin (aka, Spidermans best friend) dies!! And because Kirsten Dunst wont renew her contract, she realises she is madly in love with the dead guy and walks away from spiderman for good because he is now evil in her eyes. Yes his black suit causes him to kill hundreds of people including his aunty because she made his omelette slightly wrong!!

Ok I made this up because the other day I went to see Spiderman and the cinema at Cheshire Oaks lost all power with only 10 - YES 10!!!! minutes to go!!!! So I never got to see the film!!!!!!!

Bastards!!!!!!! OK I'm not bitter but someone (AHEM LOUISA!) told me that the last 10 minutes are the best of the whole film!!!!! Yes just rub it in why dont you!!!!

Right I am now going to sit here being bitter and twisted - I hope everyone else is happy!

So here are my 7 fantastic facts about me...

1. I have a stupid picture of me (framed) holding a massive fish on my desk next to me!
2. Whenever I see 'Totally Spies' on tv I have to watch it!
3. I often dream of playing for Liverpool
4. My dad is 54 today
5. Whenever I want to do anything that is morally wrong, I think about what my grandma would think about me if she were watching from the heavens - and so I don't do it.
6. I chopped my little finger off on my left hand whilst playing a nice safe game of ping pong! (aka table tennis - and it's ok, it was hanging on by the skin and so they managed to save it for me!)
7. I'm really superstitious - if 7 can influence my life, I will always be attracted to that number.  e.g. table no 7 in a restaurant, or pump no 7 in a petrol station - or getting married on the 7/7/07 etc etc.  Obviously that latter example wont happen, but that would have been perfect to me!  Oh and for some reason I will never walk over 3 grids!

So I tag GilraenH, KerBear, WalkingContradiction, Louisa, moltsplace, classicrockchick and Cocktailer (I don't care if you have been tagged before - I stopped checking after a while!!)

Here are the rules:
Each person tagged qives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs the 7 facts as well as the rules of the game. You need to tag 7 others and list their names on your blog. You have to leave those you plan to tag a note in their comments so they know they have been tagged and to read your blog.

I am totally uninspired in life today. I don't have any clues as to write on here - I suppose I could write up day two of my trip to Edinburgh, but like I said, I can't think on here.

I could write about Liverpool, I have plenty to say on that subject - but I really can't think on here!

I could write about my new ambitions in life - but I have non.

I could write about someone else - but that's cheating, it's her secrets that she trusted in me and then are not mine to give.

I could write about what's right or what's wrong with the world but I don't know what's right or wrong anymore.

What can I write about? What's left that people don't already know?

I just know that I really want to go to a blog meet - but I can't. I want to branch out and meet new people, but in a way I am scared to do that because I am moving away soon.

I'm bored now - what to do?

Ok this was going to be a great blog but I am far too mashed. I think I shall go to bed instead! Sweet dreams A/all!

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...but it would have been much nicer to have seen this bus on the Liverpool streets as opposed to on YouTube. Nice paint job though... we just need to change the Athens bit to wherever it is in Russia next!

This evening I watched the whole series of Chad Vader on YouTube, and I was flicking through the tv channel behind me just then and what did I see on one of the music channels????

CHAD VADER!!!

What the f""k!!! Strange things are happening - maybe it's a sign I am not using the force enough! Ahah - maybe some whisky will help...

Anyways, here is episode 1 (which has probably been blogged thousands of times but who cares!)

Ok I will.... ONLY IN AMERICA.... (I hope)

A DuPage County Judge has ordered a teenager to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients after he was found guilty of contaminating salad dressing with his semen and returning it to his high school's cafeteria.

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So for my birthday I had two people come visit me from Canada - Miss Canada and her friend Candice. Now, some people may know of Miss Canada, some people may not, so I suppose I should explain.

Miss Canada is "Miss Canada" because she asked me not to mention her on blog. She is 23 years old and she lived in England for a couple of years on a visa. I met her first in Manchester in Jan 05.

I'm not entirely sure how much a detailed post about her will offend her as she is a private person and a lot of her friends read this. Therefore, I wont write much here. So to cut a long story short, for various reasons she went home last June.

But she came to visit me for my 30th and that makes me happy!

So on to the strange twist of fate...

I cut my holiday in Scotland short because I decided to come back to Liverpool to watch the Champions League final in the lucky pub. So I left them two in Scotland and got the train home on Wednesday. Yes, many people think I am a twat for doing that - after all they have travelled thousands of miles to spend time here for my birthday.

But I admit it - I am Liverpool obsessed and the team runs through my blood. Liverpool FC are like a loyal dog to me - they will always be there for me through good times and bad, and forever will they be associated with my life.

Needless to say, I never watched the match in the lucky pub - and we lost!

That's an aside - I don't want to think of that any more. Back to this fragmented story...

Miss Canada and Candice booked a train from Glasgow to London to spend the rest of their time here in our Capital. Not long into their journey I got a phone call - their train had broken down in Preston and all other trains were full that day.

So they jumped on the next train to Ormskirk and I toddled off and picked them up!

To me that is very lucky, not only did they arrange for a refund on the tickets, but they got to stay here and have the amazing company of moi for the evening! They could have broken down anywhere - Preston was the only stop that I could have picked them up!! A sign, if ever there was one!!

AND - on the day Pirates of the Caribbean 3 came out!!!

And so that is what we did for the evening!

I have to say I do like this series of films - and yes I know, Captain Jack Sparrow is fit (you peoples can stop saying it now! If another girl tells me that, I think I might go insane!). The ending wasn't a good one, and part of the film made me think they had written it in just to show a little more of Jack Sparrow. Gosh, I am sounding rather jealous now aren't I - to be honest though I think JD is a genius the way he acts during those films. A whole new breed of acting, that is for sure!

Anyways, this post seems to be going on forever, I think I might just go to the bathroom and play FIFA 06 on my mobile...

This is how I started my post last night...

No don't get me wrong - tonight I am not me - Stevie G is not real, nor is Jamie Carragher. No football player is! That is because my mind is numb to this life, and I am in a state of shock! Or should that be a state of reality?

My mind is a lot more focused than it was then, and so I can continue this post with a resounding confidence that life is great again! This is because I celebrated my birthday in a small city in Scotland called Edinburgh!

The trains up there are really quick these days, so off we toddled at about 10.30am. By 1.30pm we had arrived and checked in! It was a nice hostel (depends on your standards of nice I suppose) called Budget Backpackers situated on a road called Cowgate.

Obviously the first thing we did was tootled up to Edinburgh Castle which is feckin cool (see, told you my post are sounding wiser). Such a gothic city, I love that. It really reminded me of Anne Rice novels. I lost myself in the gothic moment!

And so after a nice day of walking around and looking for things to do, we found a pub called Frankenstein!

It's great, seriously, I recommend everyone to go there and try out their sizzling fajita's and hoi sin noodles! Oh and go into the toilets all alone and listen to the creepy noises which are played through the speakers! I went into the cubical to listen more, just for the hell of it!

Afterwards, I booked us a tour to Loch Ness for the next day. It was set to start at 7.30am and finishes at around 7.30pm. A long day!!, £99 for the three of us. And so off we popped back to the hostel to get ready for the evening. However, when we got back, an image of great worth stood in front of us - it read "FREE PUB CRAWL TONIGHT! - ALL BOTTLES AND SELECTED DRINKS £1"

SOLD!!!

So we got ready and then got mashed basically! Firstly was karaoke, which I didn't do for obvious reasons - but can I just point out that it was the best damn karaoke night I have ever heard!!!! It's like everyone had spent months training for that night, definitely not like any normal karaoke I'd go to round here.

A few pubs later we were wasted!

5am arrived and after a lot of puking by Candice, we finally managed to sleep!

For less than 2 HOURS!!!!!! Oh God, I have never felt anything like it in my life! We hiked to the bus stop to endure day 2 of my Edinburgh holiday (continued in next post! or maybe the post after, we shall see)...

I was writing a blog about my amazing time in Edinburgh, but not only am I really gutted about Liverpool, I am also really hung over still!!

So this can be my 444th entry!

Hundred kind of ruins that don't you think?? I mean it would be more fun if it was called fundred!

This is my four fundred and forty fourth blog entry!

Yes - my new found wiseness is inspiring me to write these great entries! Ahhhh life is fun and funky isn't it!

So from this point on, my blogs are much wiser....

I am buying a digital camcorder - just a small one, to travel around pubs with before I leave for Canada. I figure that it could be a laugh, and yes I suspect a lot of these video's will venture onto youtube.

I have a budget of £300 and I have whittled my selection down to two Camcorders.

1> Sanyo Xacti VPC-HD1A

This one can be bought from HERE

2> Panasonic SDR S10

This can be bought from HERE

If anyone has any other suggestions, please feel free to recommend!! Digital Camcorder knowledge is not my strong point!!!

How stupid is this Eurovision lol

But it's a funny saturday night - I could be in the pub being bored I suppose

I'm liking Russia! PHWOAR!

And Cansei de ser Sexy (very sexy with the blood all over her face and her gold dress)