I don't know if anyone has been keeping up with the French election but I was watching a debate between the two candidates the other day and I found Segolene Royal to be really sexy. Her power and aggression - yet sultry accent, combined in a awe of sexiness. The other candidate looked really sheepish - yet he is still the favourite. How can this be?

If I were French I would certainly vote for her. And if I didn't she can personally come round and be all aggressive and sultry with me at the same time. I need to be punished!! Ahem, ok I am going a bit far now - my imagination is running rings around my head!

Can ya tell I am currently going through a "no action in the bedroom, even alone" stage. My own choice!! It's bloody hard work, I have been doin it since I was 13 or something!!!

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So anyways, the last few days have been great for me. Firstly, my dog has turned it around a bit - and although she is still on her last legs, she has bought some time, and will hopefully still be here for my mum when she comes home from her operation at the weekend.

Secondly, thirdly, and forethly (if that's even a word??), Liverpool won, Chelski lost and Man U got battered!

I really can't complain!!

Life is good, if only it would stay that way...