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@ Friday, May. 25, 2007 – 18:15:56
Ok I will.... ONLY IN AMERICA.... (I hope)
A DuPage County Judge has ordered a teenager to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients after he was found guilty of contaminating salad dressing with his semen and returning it to his high school's cafeteria.
louisa-outram
Pro 
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro LMAO I know - it wasnt my fault about the dog poo though, it was a bit of luck on my part 
louisa-outram
Pro LOL but you had to mention it!! On **my** blog!!!!
So were you outside??? 
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro LMAO yes I was in the garden watching Tess! And I turned around and it was there so ummm well lucky my mum popped her head around the door and shouted before I stepped in it!
louisa-outram
Pro lol aww isn't your mum nice to you
Garden blogging?? Aww I wanna try that at some point lol!!
Marvelous.
I remember reading somewhere that when one of a certain fast food joints milkshakes were randomly analyzed 2 differnt traces of semen were found in it!!!
Brings a whole new meaning to the word milkshake sir...
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro Oh god - that's so wrong!!!!! I love Maccies vanilla milkshake! Or at least I did do :/
grim isnt it!
I'm really disappointed in myself that I find that more funny than anything else.
*Shaaaaaaaaame*
=P
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro LMAO yes shame on you!! I don't know how he got the chance to have a wank in school!!!!! How wrong is that!
Hahahaha =P What's even worse is that my intial thought after much laughing was "Heh... I bet it was hard for him to keep a straight face afterwards.." rather than something like "Oh no! That's awful/disgusting/uncool/twisted" (Delete as applicable) or "Damn, I hope he felt reeeeeeeally bad"
Haha... on thinking about it though.. the fact that he managed that is a bit disturbing.. wouldn't you think it a bit suspicious seeing some kid go to the toilet with salad cream?!
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro LMFAO!!!!! I never even thought of that - how funny! It's like no-one even noticed him taking it in - or shaking it up as he came out!
Haha.. "Hey... that kid's taking salad cream with him while he pees...Now he just came out shaking up the bottle...Meh"
GilraenH
Pro Gross. Reminds me of that disgruntled McDonalds employee who shat in the root beer.
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro OMFG I used to have root beer in A&W - one of the few fast food places I like in North America!
Shat in there? Oh god how did no-one notice!
GilraenH
Pro Did it have an aftertaste?
MagicalMysteryTour
Pro Well its the only time I have ever tasted root beer!!!
rowtheboat
*gag*
I think they should have made him down a bottle of his own dressing...
Think a lot of stories are Urban Myths!!
But my friend works at ASDA hand they had found shit (think human shit) in the Bakery equipment!!! Had to buy all new in! And this is true!! Fact!! Will never eat any bakery stuff there again! And I love their French Sticks 
Will miss em
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Ummmm eeewwww
You're in a funny icky mood today aren't you?? First dog poo now this...