MAgical mySTERy tour...

Before she signed...

After she signed for Arsenal....

And just asked me if I tagged them!?

You know who you are!! That's just torture!!! You can't keep me wondering!

Well, by you I actually mean me! Yesterday I went for a meal with my parents to a pub called 'The Rocking Horse' by Aintree Racecourse - do you know it? Yes the meal took half an hour to arrive at our table but I was starving so it was gone pretty quickly after that.

Anyways, that's not what this post is about - it's about my car.

So yesterday we were talking about what I should do with my car when I go to Canada. I said I will just put it off the road and have fire and theft insurance on it. My dad suggested I sell it but I said that I love my car and I have never had any problems with it that I have had to pay for. All niggles were covered by the warranty at the beginning. Anyways my mother said "Touch wood Kevin!!!" however I didn't - mainly because I believed that I hadn't said anything but the truth.

So anyways I was driving home today and half way around the corner my car pulled the wheel out of my hands almost. Then a strange crunching sound!! Balls!!!! So I drove home really carefully and it's sitting outside looking really upset and hurt. I don't know what's happened to it, maybe a wheel baring or something but I am annoyed.

Just when I think I am going to finish the month without overdraft this happens!

Bloody sods law again!

Right I think food is a must - I am starving again thinking of the roast I had yesterday! Ahhhh the joys....

Watch this whilst I ramble!

Anyways I decided to go to the shops and I noticed Miller Genuine Draft (aka MGD) for £12.99 for 20 bottles!! So I got me some!

So here I am after just 3 bottles trying to play that bloody game mentioned a few blogs earlier (the use the force one) and I can only get to 85% of level 6. This is most definite proof that alcohol affects driving!! Even 1 pint! The force has left me after just 3 bottles!!!

Ok so I wasn't going to moan about that - I just watched big brother and Ziggy is feckin me off! I don't like Chanelle much but I hate Ziggy and he is playing her like a poker expert. How come no-one hates him? Am I the only one??? When Chanelle went into the house she was so confident and vibrant - now she is a nervous wreck and is looking rather silly. I now feel sorry for the moaning minny!

So work tomorrow! (*boo hoo*)! But I do start at 9.30 and can possibly finish early. I can't complain I suppose. The problem is I am going to hand my notice in in a few days and I am getting rather nervous. I am trying to reverse my life - I am in a conundrum! I love work more than my personal life but I want to love my personal life more than work! How do I do that?? By quitting the perfect job? I need something to change! Me? My life? Anything!

I am going to be working till I am 65 unless I win the lottery (and lets face it the chances are bloody remote!) and so I shouldn't want to give up this job so easy. But what's the point if the other 6 hours of my day are filled with loneliness and boredom?? Oh and reliance on my parents!

Life is all rough with smooth ain't it! Alas...

*still singing that Celebrate Good Times song from earlier post*

I have just downloaded THIS (click) for my firefox!!

WOOOHOOO no more pop-up flash adverts! I knew someone would have written one for us...

*walks off boogying in a funky way shaking hands maracas stylee*

The weather is going to be pretty good the next two weeks - who fancies a trip walking in the Lake District???

I can't think of a better way to help me get healthy again!

And so now you can go and sleep the day away I suggest 4 hours now and then go to bed early later - or you'll be awake all night!!

But you did great! Heart of gold Mr P!

A song to chill to

Oh yes I was - I felt like Luke himself! Although I think I am more of an Anakin obviously - my dark music is better!

So... I robbed this from Akasha but it is so feckin addictive I have decided to put it on my blog to play whenever I am in some internet cafe somewhere!

So click HERE or click the pic to play!

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On another note I've had such a pants day, firstly my sister decided that I didn't have to babysit - something which I was rather looking forward to doing. Then secondly my rearranged plan to go see Transformers was foiled by a bratty babysitter who refused to babysit my God Daughter because of family arguments!

The joys!!! One day I will get to see Transformers in the Cinema! That is my vow!!

And so I think its time to go check out the BLOGGING FOR AMY blog (click it to go to the blog) and see how Paddy is doing!!

I don't know if I could do 24 hours of blogging I have ADD at the moment seriously - my attention span is so small!! I am sitting here blogging but I want to be cooking food but I want to be watching footy but I want to be going to the cinema to see the Simpsons but I want to also be getting the train into Liverpool to have a meal at Bella Italia! Ya see no matter what I am doing I always think about doing something else! Except for when I am having sex! That seems to be the only time I don't want to be doing something else - oh apart from watching Liverpool win the Champions League final again!

So I had an amazing day at work - I managed to do all my work whilst spending the whole day talking to people! I went to a school and worked with a network manager who I really like - and I met a new girl! She was chatting to me for an hour or so about anything and everything and I left the school at 3.15 all smiley!

Oh - and she suggested we go out in Liverpool some time because she hasn't been for a while!!!

Oh happy days!!!! - or are they????

Five minutes later I was overtaken by a white van doing 50 in a 30 zone, who then proceeded to keep on going 50 when it was National fecking speed limit, thus slowing my journey time down by 10 bloody miles every feckin hour!!!!! (even though my house is only 40 mins away from that school!). But he was an arse!!!!

Then a granny (or it could have been an old man - *shrugs*) pulled out on me and almost killed me as I had to swerve into oncoming traffic! Happy day most definitely over - I beeped her constantly for 4 minutes!!! Stupid idiotic woman!!

And then I get home, about to put a PC together and they have sent me the wrong fecking RAM!!!!!!! Feck sakes!!!!!

So I decided that a phone call would relax me, only she pounces on me before I have even said hello and tells me not to ring her mobile! Feck sakes!!!!! So I jibbed that phone call off and sat frowning on my bed!

I most definitely wish I was still at work - how shitty is a life were I am much happier in my work environment???

Right, as inspired by Illustrated_girl I am going to get some alcohol!!

Or if anyone wants to volunteer to give me a massage??

Work has been bloody boring today!! So boring in fact I decided to get the blue tack out!!

So that my snail family (see earlier blog that I can't be arsed finding now) don't feel left out in the world of blue tack animals, I decided to make them Uncle Elephant!

So here he is...

Yes I can see over the next week or so (whilst the boss is away) I am going to be entertaining myself with many a blue tack animal production!

Since I got home from having a nice roast at my sisters, I've been watching tv. No actually, it started just after my meal when I watched 'Airplane 2'.

For the last hour I have been watching Big Brother, and to be honest I can't associate with any of the house mates this year. The only two that have an endearing quality are the twins - Sam especially. I like Brian too because he is "real", if that can be said of people in the big brother house.

Charley is obviously very self-obsessed, however she constantly tells herself that she is great, gorgeous, lovely, non-argumentative and most importantly, liked! The problem with this is to the viewers and the other house mates this comes across as arrogant. I think Charley is far from arrogant, quite the opposite in fact. She has a really low self esteem and her whole reason for being on Big Brother is to prove to herself that she is loved by people. She craves this so much that all she can talk about is herself, and when the limelight shines upon others she causes a squabble so that the attention is back on her.

It's obvious that this Big Brother has three categories this year...

The internal trauma of Charley
Ziggy and Chanelle's "love" life
The lovable nature of Brian

There is nothing else, and to be frank, Ziggy bores the shit out of me. His monotonous warblings make me wish I was chewing on the wood that remains from the ice lolly I was eating early.

And Brian - yes he is fun, but to have the whole show about him would be boring.

And this is exactly what will happen whence Charley leaves!!!

Big Brother has no backbone to the show this year and it's the majority of it is boring. Soon enough I fear it will have no remaining character and be unwatchable.

So for this reason it is a must that we keep Charley in! I say we - seriously I wont be spending any money on the show, what I really meant was erm, US!!! Yes the Royal We!!

I drank so much yesterday! Bloody hell, I mixed Kronenberg Blanc, Wine, whisky, vodka shots and then Carlsberg - not at the same time obviously. It was a long day today that's for sure.

I still feel a bit flakey now. So flakey and tired in fact that I can't think of what else I was going to write in this blog.

Oh yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUBZ! Hope you have a good one!! Or several!

Congratulations Nicola!!!

You made my 7777th comment!! You will get a prize!!! *thinks of one*

I'm not entirely sure why I have stolen this from Gilraen but hey! It's all fun...

Ha ha - very funny. It seems I am a cock!

But I did it!! I beat the dude 12-10 in the final... ON MY FIRST GO!

Wahey... try it yourself!

Click HERE to play!

Don't worry I am not going to tell you what happens at the end - mainly because I don't know! However, I do know how many characters die in the last book (thank you yahoo you pissing twats - if I'd wanted to know that I would read the fecking book - arseholes!!) but I'm not going to tell you that either!

All I will say is I haven't read any of the books, but I have seen all the films so far! And to be honest, as good as the films are, Harry Potter just isn't progressing!!

Ok in a Clint Eastwood film, he gets beaten up a lot and his family murdered. But just 10 mins later he has trained up and become a Master at the arts of shooting / whipping / killing people. He is invincible and the rest of the film centres around how Clint Eastwood rounds up all his enemies and punishes them one by one. Quality!!!

However, Harry Potter has taken many books to even get as far as just banishing Voldemort from his mind! Oh and he can do the "Expecto Petronas" spell and shine a really bright stag on people / things / wizards!

By now I would have expected Harry Potter to be rock solid and kicking arse completely!!! It's just a little slow for my liking! But like I said, maybe it's just the films that portrait this - as I have been told many times "They're not as good as the book - so much is missing!!!".

Anyways, I still rather like the films - I just can't be arsed reading the books! Lazy Mr I am!

I think I can see your face!!! (Well not yours, but a face in the clouds!)

I just stood and ate half a jar of beetroot in the kitchen! However, they did cost 10p from B&M!!!! Bargain!

I just tripped over the wire which connects my phone to my PC and now the slot is buggered!

To charge my phone I now have to hold the bloody cable in the phone!!!! And it takes feckin hours to charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've only just cancelled my insurance!!!!!! *frowns like an angry madman*

Yes, ok so firstly I decided to see if I could video the lightning that was outside the reception window in my workplace!

And what happens when you video lightning on a K750i?? Well it fecks it up!

Here look....

Secondly, this is the ring tone I have on my phone for people who call me withheld! Ahem, honestly it really is set for people who call me withheld and not individual names - I promise.... dum de dum!

Not the most appropriate ring tone to have around schools I think though

Anyways - here it is....

I just made a rather momentous leap and figured that in some ways my blog is very similar to the big brother diary room. I use it a lot to escape and vent. A lot of people don't understand why I blog, but it's become part of my life. Even though at any point I feel like I could leave blog behind if I need to, I don't want to be without my blog.

All the comments I have received from the last two posts make me feel stronger and make me realise that blog is every encouragement that I don't receive at work or at home. My life seems empty right now, it's so sad because my only enjoyment comes from being at work, being on blog or getting pissed.

What sort of a life is that?

7.9 on the life version of the richter scale (SEE HERE)? Nah, damn lies and statistics!

All as I know is that you people on blog - you make me feel better! Thank you!!

My mum hasn't got out of bed for more than 10 mins at a time for about three days now and it's seriously getting on my nerves. She says she is sick all the time and I just said to her - "Of course you are sick you aren't eating! You need to set your alarm and eat", to which she replied...

"Well I don't feel like eating because I am ill"

So I just shouted at her. I said "Look you're so stupid, if you EAT you will feel better, especially if three hours later you eat again! This is all because you don't eat for about three days!!!!!!!"

And so I made her something to eat and then took it upstairs and she was crying up there. And I have no fecking food in because I was a lazy cunt and didn't buy any!!! And now my dad can't eat because there is nothing left for us. This is seriously fucking me off!!! Feck here I go again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am completely fucked off with this shitty life I live!! I need to get out of here - some fucking people need to help them fucking selves and get off there arse and FIX THIS SHIT!!!!!

Or at the very least you will slice your gum open and bleed horribly!  And then when you try and eat more of them you will realise that the salt is causing extreme pain (pretty quickly) and rush to the kitchen to get some water - only to find that just 20 seconds later you are eating these crisps again - trudging along through the suffering and pain!

Just so you know!