Harry Potter

Don't worry I am not going to tell you what happens at the end - mainly because I don't know! However, I do know how many characters die in the last book (thank you yahoo you pissing twats - if I'd wanted to know that I would read the fecking book - arseholes!!) but I'm not going to tell you that either!

All I will say is I haven't read any of the books, but I have seen all the films so far! And to be honest, as good as the films are, Harry Potter just isn't progressing!!

Ok in a Clint Eastwood film, he gets beaten up a lot and his family murdered. But just 10 mins later he has trained up and become a Master at the arts of shooting / whipping / killing people. He is invincible and the rest of the film centres around how Clint Eastwood rounds up all his enemies and punishes them one by one. Quality!!!

However, Harry Potter has taken many books to even get as far as just banishing Voldemort from his mind! Oh and he can do the "Expecto Petronas" spell and shine a really bright stag on people / things / wizards!

By now I would have expected Harry Potter to be rock solid and kicking arse completely!!! It's just a little slow for my liking! But like I said, maybe it's just the films that portrait this - as I have been told many times "They're not as good as the book - so much is missing!!!".

Anyways, I still rather like the films - I just can't be arsed reading the books! Lazy Mr I am!