
Yes yes - happy birthday to yooooou...
You were born in a zoooooo
with the penguins and the fishies.....
and you look like a baboon!
Hopefully you had a rather good one!!
@ Sunday, Sep. 30, 2007 – 19:58:41

Yes yes - happy birthday to yooooou...
You were born in a zoooooo
with the penguins and the fishies.....
and you look like a baboon!
Hopefully you had a rather good one!!
@ Thursday, Sep. 27, 2007 – 17:50:44
I'm quite cheap - you'll find me in Lot 1 ok!
Bloody Local Authority is pimping me off aren't they!! To IBM or BT or something. It's official - the whole of my team is going out for bidding. So that means one of four probabilities will occur: -
But what can we do - well I suppose there is that fifth option. One school employs the five of us and then sells our service to the other schools to make a some money.
Either way my arse is getting well and truly pimped around!
@ Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 – 20:59:04
Had a nice banquet for tea and my sister came round with a massive cake. So I was redeemed! (Yep I totally forgot ya needed cake for someone's birthday!). Ya know, I am annoyed because I got a fortune cookie and I planned to blog it because it was so true - only I've lost it and I've completely forgotten what it said!
Balls!!!
Any suggestions on what it could of been?
Anyways nice to see the Mancs lose again. No quadruple this season I see!
Bloody hell - I just realised it's decades since I last had sex! (random thought of the day) Hmmmm....
@ Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 – 18:28:16
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear....
Mummy....
But I hope you never find this blog of mine!
@ Tuesday, Sep. 25, 2007 – 17:19:11
Just in case you didn't know, the top one is the original and the bottom one isn't! Just in case you were wondering like...
By this time you'll be starving and craving chocolate... even more so if you're on!
EDIT - Play them with together a slight delay and you get a funky weird tune
@ Monday, Sep. 24, 2007 – 21:01:51
George Bush announced Nelson Mandela's death at a speech the other day. But he is very much alive! Foolish man!
"I heard somebody say, Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas," Bush, who has a reputation for verbal faux pas, said in a press conference in Washington on Thursday.
@ Monday, Sep. 24, 2007 – 17:33:42
Yes 5 of my cd's arrived! All but James Blunt! I was going to go to the gym but I was so excited about listening to Bjork I decided to change my mind!
Yes my weekend beer belly will have to stay till tomorrow!
I know a lot of people hate Bjork but I love her. She made a terrible mistake not marrying me (no I'm not gonna go sending her acid bombs). Her voice is so peaceful! I could lie in a tranquil state for hours listening to her!
Oh hang on I heard this song today... have a listen whilst I keep talkin...
(lmao how random - couldn't find the original vid so here goes)
Anyways, I'm getting my hair cut this week. My sister doesn't know it yet like but it's really really important - I look so screffy now. How did I let it come to this!!?????
God I'm waffling today - I've spent the day on the phone in the office. How bloody boring is that! Blah blah exam basedata blah blah assessment manager blah blah. It's getting on my nerves. Is this to be my future? God I miss face to face conversation already (and here I am sitting alone in this room blogging!).
So India won the cricket! Flukey F@@ks! LOL only messin they were really good - so it seemed when I was reading the commentary in work! Started off pants but then finish Pakistan off in style. So wahey! Well done!
Right anyways I am offski to cook some dinner! Ta ra!
@ Sunday, Sep. 23, 2007 – 02:47:58
What the hell is wrong with me? God I am freaked now ... ![]()
Edit - Click HERE for the website - let's not forget the evil people in this world
@ Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007 – 19:27:01
Bye bye Jose bye bye!
You'll be sorely missed - so here's your tribute from me to Jose as heard on Radio 1
Good luck Jose
p.s. Louis Garcia's goal was in - you can deal with it and get over it now
@ Thursday, Sep. 20, 2007 – 23:29:59
I was so tired but I think I came home to the funniest comments I have ever had!! Now I am laughing my head off and everyone in the street thinks I'm a weirdo!!
What would I do without blog hey
@ Thursday, Sep. 20, 2007 – 16:27:43
So bugger it - I'm going to town for some late night shoppin!

Wahey - have fun all ye bloggers!
@ Wednesday, Sep. 19, 2007 – 22:28:51
THIS is her! Her brain and everything! Just cause she uses Mouthwash!
@ Wednesday, Sep. 19, 2007 – 22:20:33
@ Wednesday, Sep. 19, 2007 – 22:06:15
Albums I have added to shopping cart so far: -
Bjork - Post
Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
Delerium - Nuages Du Monde

James Blunt - All the Lost Souls

@ Wednesday, Sep. 19, 2007 – 21:53:28
What albums should I buy????
I'm buying a few now!
@ Wednesday, Sep. 19, 2007 – 18:39:43
My dad has been offered a job at Jaguar! He is apprehensive about taking it because it means he will be away a lot more and my mum isn't very well at all but I think he should take it. He has only 10 years of his working life left and then he can retire and enjoy life a little more. These opportunities are few and far between and so he should grasp it with open arms.
As for my mum - she has us kids to look after her when he is away anyways!
On another note, I am impressed with my blog activity map - look at who has been visiting me!!! (Click pic for larger image)

I have stalkers from everywhere - I feel happy about that
I will know I've succeeded when someone from Greenland checks me out!
Anyways, soon enough I am off to the pub for a celebratory drink with my dad! I'm ill like but 1 wont do any harm will it?
@ Wednesday, Sep. 19, 2007 – 16:45:58
Now I really do feel like going into Liverpool and dancing the night away!
@ Wednesday, Sep. 19, 2007 – 15:41:19
Yep liked this song on its first play - really unusual for me! And now I know who it's by and I'm not surprised actually!
@ Tuesday, Sep. 18, 2007 – 17:52:36
Yes I have renamed it to rods law because I can't be arsed adding "sods" to my dictionary on my phone. It's very annoying that my phone is really conscious of my personal literary skills. I mean it insists my grammar is correct by putting 's after certain words and everything. The trouble is I want my texts to be SHORT and cheap. So rods and not sod's it is then (I save a character - do ya get it??)!
Anyways it's rods law because I am ill today. I have a cold!! Well it's man flu really but I'm rock solid me so I call it a cold!
Yesterday I went to the gym and I was amazing!!! (typically modest as always.) And now I wake up with a bloody cold and wont be able to go to the gym for days! Not only that but I can't go and watch Liverpool at the pub tonight, because I know if I drink I will look a complete mess tomorrow! My eyes are stinging enough as it is and I can hardly breathe! Oh happy days ![]()
So I am thinking of doing "MMT's guide to Liverpool nightlife" for all those who are coming to the blog meet. Tell me if your interested and I'll post a map with little circles on and pub names and everything. I haven't even got a clue who's going the blog meet so feel free to message me if you are!
Sorry I haven't been replying to comments much of late - I haven't been on the pc much at all. But hopefully whilst I have a cold and I am not out and about I will be here! And so I will endeavour to reply to all them great comments you leave me!
Right I am offski to entertain myself by bending my own leg around my neck or something...
@ Saturday, Sep. 15, 2007 – 07:37:41
Obviously now that I am a little more focused I am feeling like I am in a much more favourable position than actually having a baby of my own because I can borrow Georgia and give her back whenever I like!
Ahhhh yep a good birthday was had by all, she got a lot more presents than I thought she would. I suppose I worry about that sort of stuff for nothing really.
So right now I am very very hung over, I have just woken up and my head was soaked because for some very strange reason I fell asleep fully clothed whilst wearing my dressing gown on top. I was well an truly baked! I'm strange me! But we all knew that didn't we...
@ Friday, Sep. 14, 2007 – 16:56:05
My God Daughter is 1 today!
So I'm off to her party to drink lots of beer!
Ok maybe I will give her the presents first like!
Ta ra for now!
@ Wednesday, Sep. 12, 2007 – 18:21:49
By Chappers from Radio 1...
"Butt plugged away but could only make 13 runs"
In reference to the 20/20 cricket - Pakistan v Scotland!
@ Monday, Sep. 10, 2007 – 18:33:11
I bought this the other day when I was mashed!
I also bought this...
The other day I bought this for £3 from Virgin...

What weird stuff have you bought whilst slightly merry then?
@ Monday, Sep. 10, 2007 – 17:40:12
I live in a dream world, I admit it! I fantasise about what could be all the time. Not just the conventional fantasies like those of winning the lottery or those ones which push the boundaries of sexual satisfaction with that rather stunning girl from Transformers (ok here have a pic...)

Ahem - obviously she didn't do that in Transformers, not outside of my mind anyways. Ok, so my post has gone astray - back to the main point!
Being a dreamer, I dream of things like Madeline McCann being found, or me being able to afford to buy a house, or my son sitting on my shoulders as we walk through the park feeding the ducks and the like. Or my wedding day, or my next new car. Or creating the greatest website ever - which I can't actually do through lack of knowledge but I still dream of it anyway. Edit - Non of these dreams have been fulfilled in my life so far
I think that's quite normal.
I have read blogs on here which are blatantly lies and I have read those which are clearly true - in fact hauntingly so!
But do I think of one of them two examples as less of a friend than the other? No of course I don't - neither of them are fantasy to me. They are both very real people who use their blogs for a quite different purpose. I have never met either of these people but I would very much like to meet both of them.
Ok before I go on I must just point out that if you are reading this blog, I am probably NOT talking about you - so don't be freaking out!
Balls, I think I have lost the foundations of this post somewhere. Ok I shall conclude - people on blog are not fantasy we are real people. We interact in a way which can be as rewarding as face to face interaction. Given the chance we would most definitely make blogville a face to face community too, but we wouldn