So that gigantic spider in this room never got removed. And now it has gone!!!!! So here I am sitting here seeing every slight speck of something as a gigantic spider. I turn around and it's just a shadow from the tv or something. Why didn't I just move it when I could see it??
Soon I will be lying on the sofa bed and it will crawl on my face and put a web across my mouth and suffocate me! As spiders always seem to do to us.
Actually I live in ENGLAND! Where spiders rarely eat people alive, and don't often poison people to death. In fact they very rarely bite peoples privates and cause them to swell up and eventually drop off.
Yes this is a very safe country to live as far as random horrid creatures go but I am still scared of this bloody spider - which is currently in hiding ready to pounce and land on my hair at which time I will brush it off and have it land on my nose, thus making me piss me new jeans!
