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by MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro @ Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 – 20:59:04

Had a nice banquet for tea and my sister came round with a massive cake. So I was redeemed! (Yep I totally forgot ya needed cake for someone's birthday!). Ya know, I am annoyed because I got a fortune cookie and I planned to blog it because it was so true - only I've lost it and I've completely forgotten what it said!

Balls!!!

Any suggestions on what it could of been?

Anyways nice to see the Mancs lose again. No quadruple this season I see!

Bloody hell - I just realised it's decades since I last had sex! (random thought of the day) Hmmmm....
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:06:15
Hahaha you said fortune cookie.. heh =P

Hmmmmmm "You will lose this fortune"
Amen.

Hahaha.. you said sex.. heh =P

Haha.. sorry.. felt like being 10 again =P
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  - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:10:29
  LOL @ me losing this fortune! I'd love to win the lottery ya know - how good would that be!!!!!!!
  
  OMG I thought you were 10 already
  - - deleted user (Visitor)
    - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:17:47
    Haha you could quit your job and go to Canada and come back when you wanted and not worry about anything! =D That'd be great for you!
    
    Y'no.. I don't think i'd like to win the lottery! I'd not need all that money at all. And i'd be all "meh.." about it and lose interest! How screwed up is that?! I'd still have all my problems like not being good enough to get to uni! I could just.. move out then though.. and buy a house or something really far away.. but.. then i'd still make myself find a job.. even if I was rich.. i'd feel too lazy not working!! 0_o But i'd ratehr be in uni and money doesn't buy an acceptance place!
    Oooooo the idea of winning the lottery is all so complex!
    
    Hahaha..damn.. I let it slip!
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      - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:27:37
      I knew it all along
      
      Seriously though - you only feel like you dont want to win the lottery because you'd probably scream and faint and wake up having weed all over the floor or something (yes I imagine me doing that if I get all 6 numbers).
      
      But after I have cleaned myself up and calmed myself down with some nice strong coffee I'd drive to the nearest Ferrari dealer and do some late night window shopping in anticipation!
      
      And then I would go home and jump up and down on my bed and not sleep until the very next day, keeping tight hold of the ticket until I collect my 16 million!!
      
      Then its balloon journeys all around!!!
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:31:16
        
        Dude! =P
        
        Haha if I had to spend all the money in one go, i'd spend it on thousands, no millions of helium balloons. Afterall, who can be uncheered with a balloon?! =P
        Think of how many people you could cheer up with that many balloons!! One for everyone!
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:35:34
        
        Gosh that's a lot of helium! We'd all be talking in a weird voice!!! There'd be no deep voiced men in the world! How would we sing Chocolate Rain
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:37:26
        
        I know! =D Never heard Chocolate Rain.
        Assuming it's a voice like that guy who sang White Christmas or something..?
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:39:11
        
        No chocolate rain?? Go listen - its on my blog! Two posts down!!
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:42:35
        
        Hahahaha that made me laugh so much!!!
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:48:15
        
        Good good!!! Glad I could be of service! When I win the lottery I'll buy you something too! lol
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:51:42
        
        =P
        
        Well..when you do win the lottery, send me a balloon! I can imagine the postman's reaction this end would be fantastic! "Uh.. this is for you.. how queer!"
        =)
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:55:15
        
        LOL yes and on it it would say "I WON SARAH!!! - now inhale this...." with an arrow pointing to the hole bit! LOL you should ring me and talk on the phone in a really weird voice!
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:59:35
        
        Lol!
        
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    - Thursday, Sep. 27, 2007 @ 15:06:16
    Great post my friend lol
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      - Friday, Sep. 28, 2007 @ 19:53:41
      LOL why thank you!! I rather enjoy just waffling aimlessly!
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- Akashamustbekept
- Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:13:57
You had that chinese banquet last year.... I never got my duck
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  - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:22:02
  LOL i know yeah you have the greatest memory in the world!!!
  
  She just likes chinese - it's her favourite food
  - - Akashamustbekept
    - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:23:27
    I just remember as you promised me duck... Mmmmmm I love chinese!! I'm hungry now
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      - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:24:40
      Mary loves duck.... Mary loves duck.....
      
      Ummm I'm getting the strong impression that someone called Mary loves ...
      
      ummm
      
      ... Duck!
      
      (Sorry doing my Derek Acorah impression!!!)
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:26:25
        
        Well I'm not Mary... does that mean I love something different from duck...??
        
        Nutter
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:30:33
        
        Akasha loves soldiers! Dipped in eggs!!!
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:31:15
        
        Mmmm soldiers..... \mmmmm men in uniform...
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:36:06
        
        Yes I know where you'd like to dip their soldiers lol
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:37:40
        
        You are such a rude boy
        
        *daydreams of a man in uniform...*
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:39:40
        
        Dipping his soldier in? lmao
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:40:50
        
        Umm dipping his soldier in what?? he certainly wasn't having breakfast in my daydream...
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:49:12
        
        LOL I havent got a clue what's he's dippin it in - it depends, are you a front or back person? LMAO only messin - god I didn't say that!
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:50:42
        
        You are such a cheeky boy!!! Umm I know which //i// prefer...
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:56:16
        
        Yes..... and???
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:57:15
        
        Well..... its not back thats for sure....
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:59:12
        
        Not even once a month?
        
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        Akashamustbekept
        
        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 21:59:47
        
        are you offering??
        
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 22:00:47
        
        you wrecking my blog? New line
        
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- Akashamustbekept
- Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 22:02:22
Nice change of subject and answer avoidance...
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  - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 22:04:33
  LOL well if you're offerin the back once a month like!
  - - Akashamustbekept
    - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 22:05:48
    You can't say that, I asked if you were offermomg
    
    And so long as it wasn't all I got...
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      - Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 22:11:47
      LOL obviously not - I'm not a once a month person, 3 times a day is average
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        Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 22:13:39
        
        I'm sure you'd like to be... I'm sure I could survive....
        
        *daydreams again*
        
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- rowtheboat
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- Wednesday, Sep. 26, 2007 @ 23:42:15
Perhaps your fortune cookie said it was decades since you last had sex.

Mind you, that would be more of a stating the obvious past rather than predict the future type of fortune cookie.

How about, you will get pissed in Manchester soon?
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  - Friday, Sep. 28, 2007 @ 19:55:04
  LOL yes that would be a very crap fortune cookie...
  
  "Your ex is shagging a millionaire"
  
  Yes that would be a crap one too! LOL
  
  As for the getting pissed in Manchester - that would be a very psychic fortune cookie!
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- Thursday, Sep. 27, 2007 @ 10:54:22
Your mum had a great day then?
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  - Friday, Sep. 28, 2007 @ 19:56:23
  Yes we had a really enjoyable evening! It was a merry one had by all! Cause it was midweek though, my wee lil nephews weren't there - and I do feel sorry for my mum since she's ill and can't drink. In fact she hasn't touched a drop for nearly 4 years!
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- mkfunky
- Thursday, Sep. 27, 2007 @ 15:05:36
The fortune must have been: You will help a friend with something very important!

And as for the sex, join the bloody club!
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  - Friday, Sep. 28, 2007 @ 19:57:02
  LOL yep how is that helping hand going?? Been good today???
  Did you get up in time?
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    - Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007 @ 22:17:48
    It's going very good, thank you! I've been eating breakfast everyday! =P
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