MAgical mySTERy tour...

My blog has served it's purpose but now it's just not right.

I'll see you at the blog meet in Liverpool if you're going to be there.

Till then

p.s. Thank you for everything!

Not my dog obviously but it made me laugh!

... the world has ever seen!

Well done lads, even though you lost I believe that we inevitably should have won. It was definitely a try, his knee was clearly not on the white line at impact.

Then it would have been 9 - 9 and a different story. Maybe even 12 - 9. But that's in the past, and even so, you did us proud.

I knew that, even during the furious display of passion during our national anthem that was so different to our national football team. Your hearts where fraught with ambition to succeed - for England.

Because you were the Worlds best and this was YOUR title - a title which a team would have to wrestle from you with every ounce of skill and endeavour they could uphold.

And South Africa did that because they are the best team in the world now.

But we're still second best and we came so close - and yes we can be proud.

Or at least I can be - proud of our team!

I will be here!

The last show - always the best!

We didn't deserve that at all, but beggars can't be choosers! Great weekend so far

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Enamelslide with the nice eye...(even though it's slightly blurry)
Happy Birthday to you!

Westlife: 'Britney won't stop us topping the charts'

(Tuesday October 16, 2007 06:15 AM)

Irish boy band Westlife insist Britney Spears won't stop their new album from reaching number one in the charts - because fans are no longer interested in her music.

No-one's interested in your music you fecking wankers!!!!!!!!! Now piss off and grow old smoking ya pipes and spending your "hard earned" millions you made by singing shite cover versions!

Ya right about Britney, but at least she does have some personality!

(Can you tell the thought of Westlife stresses me out, just when I start to relax they're back in my face again!!!!!!)

I was forced to do these exercises on my coach journey from Liverpool to Manchester...

The girl next to me was rather annoyed when I started doing my squats!

I totally forgot about this video, but the song just popped into my head so here goes...

Her fangs are so sexy and amazing - she can crawl to Me whenever she likes

*waves - seeking some attention*

Ok whilst I waffle on, listen to the song I woke up with today! Yet again I get one song in my head all day, and I have no clue as to why. Oh well, here it is...

So anyways I went into Liverpool last night and enjoyed a nice couple of beers (and a rather disgusting red wine on tap) and came home rather merry.

In work I have found the joy that is Skype! Video conferencing is the way forward apparently - so I decided in my merry state to buy this...

Apparently its: -

LifeChat ZX-6000
This comfortable headset features a Windows Live™ Call Button that makes calling
fast and easy, wireless 2.4-GHz technology up to 30 feet, and an advanced
battery that lets you talk up to eight hours between charges.

Digital Speaker
Advanced speaker deliver crystal-clear audio.

Noise-cancelling Microphone
The noise-cancelling microphone automatically picks up your voice with remarkable clarity

Anyway I wake up today having bought this thing and realise that I have never spoken to anyone on Skype in my life. Did I think I was buying this for work or what? Did I think "Gosh wouldn't it be great to have webcam sex with this wireless headset thing!"? (Yes - it can fit in many a handy crevice.) Seriously, I don't know what I was thinking - bloody money burning holes in my pockets again. Not only that but I spent £8 on "next working day delivery" - which is Monday. Why?? Am I in any rush to use this thing?

What an idiot I am sometimes! Maybe it can reduce my phone bill by 20p a month, we can live in hope hey!

So tonight I'm not going out - since it's my friends birthday celebration tomorrow, which will include copious amounts of drinking from 1pm in Manchester! We're meeting in the Moon Under the something or other - wherever that may be. I'm sure I will find it anyway.

So since I told you the Sugababes would be number 1 a while ago, here's my next banker!

Enjoy...

Cool song though! We're defo keepin the dream alive here

Gay girls!!!

God this takes me back!

I just spent the last hour taking my phone to bits because the camera wasn't working. The truth is, although it's finicky a K750i is a very basic phone (as long as you remember where the pieces go!).

Anyway I eventually managed to fix the camera (holding the battery against the phone with one hand, and the screen on the other side with the other one - whilst I switched it on somehow and tested the tiny little camera leaver thing).

Yes it was annoying as I dropped the things several times, but I am kind of proud of myself!

My phone is just like new now - ah happy days.

Now who has got some broken newish phones they want to give me?? I wouldn't mind chancing my arm on fixing a couple of them, unlocking them and selling them on ebay - pretending I have just "upgraded" to a newer model!

Mwahahaha I'll be rich I tell ya!

Like this one!

Lovely lovely Bjork!

Plus I am really drained of things to say on here tonight!

Hope y'all are having a good one!

Ahhhh makes me think of beer....

But this makes me think of ummm well... did we really used to watch this as children???