... when I got five Valentines Day cards!!!! (on the same day aswell!!!!). Ahhh they were the days! If only this had happened AFTER I'd lost my virginity already, I could have been rampant that week!!
Alas however, I think I was 12 or something! But I did keep every card I got, so I guess they are in the loft somewhere - all sweet and innocent too.
Nothing like these horny cards ya get these days! Yes, I said "ya" because obviously I don't get any horny cards these days! In fact I don't get any cards on Valentines Day!!!!! Not a sausage!!!! I drove home at dinner time just to see if I had any - but noooooo I didn't 
(actually , I drove home to get my sat nav which had just been delivered but anyways - let me sulk and be a bit more dramatic!).
So, Happy Valentines Day to you all.... here have a heart....
I hope it spoils your nice romantic dinner together Not that I'm bitter!!!
Although to cheer myself up, I did get a Sat Nav today!!! Did I mention that????
