Samsung D900i

It's a nice looking phone - it's just a bit annoying since I have been using Sony's for the past few years. So anyways it broke so I took it back to the Vodafone shop where I bought it. And here's what they said: -

VF - "It's usable so we cant swap it"
MMT - "But the screen is blurry and the resolution is all wrong"
VF - "Seriously Samsung wont take it back under warranty because it's usable. It's hard to see what the difference is from a brand new D900i"
MMT - "Ok have you got one, I will show you the difference?"
VF - "Yes, but it's sealed in the box"
MMT - "But when I was picking a phone, you took loads of them out of their boxes and I eventually picked this one. So if I was buying a phone you could take it out the box?"
VF - "Yes but that's not my policy, that's Vodafone policy. Take it to the Samsung repair centre and see if they will fix it"
MMT - "Where is that?"
VF - "It's in your book which you got with the phone"
MMT - "Bloody hell that's the last time I buy anything from Vodafone"

And so I left - annoyed!

So I looked in my little book when I got home and the Samsung warranty repair centre is in the Carphone Warehouse in Aintree. Now I looked online and it is correct that Samsung wont swap or repair it if it's usable, but last night I found a loophole!

If I say that the screen is broken and I can't text much because it's makes me ill by giving me migraines then they have to fix it. Because it's causing me ill health! So I shall either drive to Aintree or hike into Liverpool and stick the phone up the dudes arse and force him to swap it because it's making me ill!

A white lie wont hurt anyone I am sure - but it better get me a new phone!

Now you see I already have a new phone, but that's not the point. I have now signed a new contract (with Vodafone - ahem), and I managed to somehow get them to pay me £50 to have this phone...

K850i

Back to Sony!!! I have to say, it's actually the best phone I have ever had! It's amazing and it's 5mp Camera is so good! It may be a little fatter than the Samsung but to be honest I like a bit of meat on sexy things ;)

Still - I want to swap my old phone because I am selling it for £45! (I had it for 3 months and I bought it for £80, so they're getting a bargain). And that £45 will go a great way towards buying myself a beloved Wii Fit! Because I want one - I can happily pretend to Hula in my room without having to look rather feminine in the garden or outdoors ;)

Ok wish me luck - I'm off to the Carphone Warehouse (I think)